The Outdoor Type

The more often I go camping, and the more stuff that Tim and I pack on to our scooters, the more I feel like staying at home, sleeping on a mattress, and waking up in the morning to air conditioning, hot coffee in front of the television, and the option of sleeping until noon.

However, in defense of camping, I did see wild monkeys, and heard enough wild birds to last me for a while. The ants and mosquitoes can, however, take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.