Taiwan has not been too hard hit by the SARS
virus, but trust me when I say they've got it
under control. Thanks to the generous supply
of Doraemon face masks, everyone is now
safe from harm.

And I really know there's nothing to worry
about when the bus pulls over for 20 seconds
and an old lady sprays about 3 drops of
disinfectant around, and I can still smell it
on my clothes 5 hours later.