The latest news:

1. Teacher's Day is Sunday. For the occasion, I was given a pre-broken ceramic tea set courtesy the local city government. Thanks so much.
2. Boyfriend Tim's scooter was stolen from a park today. They didn't take the one next to it with the keys still in the ignition.
3. I've invented a new game. It's called "count the moving violations at every red light you're stopped at." My average so far is three.