Man, that's cold

Due to bird flu and SARS fears, they're still taking everyone's temperature twice a day. I don't mind much, because they use the gun-style thermometer that they just point at your forehead.

The thing that does bother me though, is that every day when I come in, they can't get a reading for me. The damn thing just flashes "Lo." And when they do get it to work, my temperature is about 35 degrees (about 94 Fahrenheit). I know body temperature fluctuates, but that seems a bit low. I'd write it off to bad equipment if it weren't for the fact that everyone else seems to weigh in right at the normal temperature.

Am I really that cold-hearted?