-Are you eating right over there?
-Mom.

Dear Mom,
I'm fine. A recent trip to Carrefour
(French superstore-Wal-Mart equivalent),
netted the following goodies:
1. Chips Ahoy cookies
2. Ocean Spray Cran-grape juice
3. Ruffles potato chips (Made in Taiwan, Chicken Flavor)
4. 6 pack Heiniken
5. Washington Fuji apples
6. Skippy peanut butter
7. Hunt's spaghetti sauce
8. Low fat milk, cheese slices
9. Sliced lunch meat (ham, Taiwan Futong brand)
10. Nescafe instant coffee.

I think only the vegetables and milk came from
Taiwan. So, you see, I'm fine. I steer clear of
the animal-intestines and tofu aisle.

-jason.