Last week, a politician was in trouble for receiving improper massages.

They weren't improper because they were "special" massages. They were improper because the masseuse had eyesight.

Apparently, in Taiwan, only blind people are allowed to give massages. And only handicapped and aboriginal people are allowed to sell lottery tickets. So, since blind people are handicapped, they can give you a massage, and then sell you a lottery ticket. And no one else can. Now that's service.