Made in Taiwan proudly presents
The Chinglish Special Recognition Award!

You know, when you're making a product, you should maybe ask your English-speaking friend to at least glance at it and see if he or she giggles. This is, I swear, word-for-word, copy from the inside of a pair of overalls:

MARC BROWN
gave new life best choice
supr teans copy right life style
i would like a jeans clothes.
is this dress washable? what
world best choice what
materials is this? will take
this one. for a wonderful.

It got me to thinking, could you come up with something this incomprehensible and strange if you tried? I'm going to work on it. I'll keep you posted.