Hey.
I know everyone got out of the habit of reading this and discovered they weren't missing much. Well, more power to ya. you need to stop playing on the computer and do your job.
I'm here. On Boracay Island. It looks like the pictures. It's fantastic. I recommend it to anyone for any reason whatsoever. Unless you want fast internet connections. And hot water. Then maybe you should stay home.
Tropical islands are lucky they're too small to support communities of expat English teachers. And the locals already know English. Particularly if you want to rent a motorcycle, buy a watch, or have food.
Come here, or go to your nearest available tropical island. One without cars and concrete hotels.
Be back in the groove (grind?) later...